Speaking of juvenile humor, did you hear the one about the string who walked into a bar?
Yeah. The string saunters up to the bartender, props up on the counter and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him, with annoyance, and informs him "We don't serve strings, pal".
The string dejectedly makes his way back outside. Then, inspired, he scuffs himself up...fluffs up his strands and twists around and around.
He walks back into same bar, up to the same counter and orders a drink from the same bartender.
"Say, aren't you that same string?" The bartender asks, suspiciously.
"Nope...I'm A Frayed Knot"
pause for maniacal laughter
If you recall, I never committed to quality posts, 25 days in a row. It could be worse. I could be showing you daily updates, with my awful camera phone photos, of what I eat :
not so sad about the joke anymore, are you?
ps : Amendment to yesterday's list . I no longer have reason to be happy about the weather forecast. Every time I check www.weather.com, the temperature rises. Number 6 should now read : I am happy that, while running the marathon, I will be unable to check and obsess about the weather.
Have any good jokes to share?
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteyou can't laugh at your own joke, silly...
DeleteI have heard that joke before but it never gets old!! Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, its cold outside! Have a great Sunday night :)
ReplyDeletehaha! My kids will love that one.
Deletethanks!
I am bad about remembering jokes, but thanks for the laugh and ew on the beans. i never have liked beans, it is a texture thing for me!
ReplyDeletethe lady selling them, at the Farmer's Market, insisted they were peas...not beans. I cooked them and there was no way in heck they were peas. Luckily I don't mind beans...
DeleteI love black eyed peas, but forgot about them. Thanks for the reminder! I'll be eating some delicious peas/beans soon! (Even better with butter!)
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